Your Thoughts While You Watch Skating

 #1 OMG

What exactly is he doing?

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#2 Clenching and Screaming

What are these two doing?

#3 Sharp Skate

Whoa girl, you are stepping on him

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#4 Those Faces...

A strangely hilarious pair with funny expressions

#5 Kiss?

Seems close enough...

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#6 Wow, Flexibility

Wish I could be so flexible

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#7 Gravity?

Seems to be missing

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#8 That Look

He looks scared and is probably wondering if he is going to get smothered

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#9 Pained?

Are you ok there?

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Most Unbelievable Tattoos

#1 Mind-Boggling 3-D Tattoo

Amazing, isn't it? The 3-D tat almost appears carved! It's so perfect, we'd be tempted to "knock" on it, just to see if her leg was not in fact wooden.

#2 Warrior Eyes To Watch Over You

You might think, what.. is this really inked? The 3-D tat is so realistic, until you notice it's on this guy's bicep! No one is messing with him, his tat is likely to start a conversation rather than a fight.

#3 Hand or Face?

This looks downright creepy. Imagine walking around like this?

#4 Flesh Peeled Away

Amazingly real

#5 Leg Wound

This tattoo looks alarmingly like a 3-d leg wound

#6 That Eye

That eye looks supremely real

#7 Bricks Behind A Human Skull

Surreal in every way

#8 Supremely 3-D

The artist achieves an 3-D effect with tons of detail in this tattoo

#9 Creepy

Imagine having an eye below your neck. This is cringe-worth

#10 Tattooed Mystic

How must it feel to walk around with that tattoo on your back?

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Terrible Texts From Mom

#1 Sadly Funny

What a huge and innocent mistake! Now she has to tell everyone the error of her ways and expose her text lingo illiteracy.

#2 WTF, Mom

Only a mom would think that WTF stands for 'Well That's Fantastic'. What innocent minds they have.

#3 Girls vs. Drugs

So, mom would rather have you bring home tainted money than to have you kissing some girl? We guess that's just how much she doesn't want to be a grandma.

#4 Racy Auto Correct

Somehow we think that she meant exactly what she said the first time, subconsciously of course. It's safer to blame it on auto correct.

#5 Stiff Anniversaries

It's clear that she would have enjoyed the stiffy way more than that dreaded Swiffer. Next time dad should put his wallet away and just be 'happy'.

#6 Mom Is Cracking Up

It's always either a hit or miss when moms try to be cool with their text lingo. Her efforts are slightly appreciated, but she should never do that again.

#7 The Answer To Youthful Skin

At least, we hope, that she was smiling from the inside and gave her kids a lot of hugs and kisses. Oh, the things people do for smooth skin.

#8 Cold Toys

Yes, having a dildo down your throat would certainly make it hurt. Great diagnosis, mom!

#9 Absent Minded

Moms generally have a lot of things going on so it's understandable that it didn't occur to her that there'd be no reply from a person that's not there to reply. We'll let this one pass, right?

#10 Remix!

This has to be one of the best and worst ways to get grounded. We love the creativity! You tell him, mom!

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Hilarious Auto-Corrects

#1 Poor Mom!

Bless mom's heart for trying, but she might be better off not even trying to understand text lingo!

#2 How You Doin' Mr. Ostrich?

Oopsies! You know the poor appraiser had NO idea what was being texted about her!

#3 Getting In, Farting In, What's the Difference?

If my friend was a blogger, you can bet I would be double checking every text I sent her!

#4 By the Way, I Might Kill You!

Nothing like knowing your friends are planning to kill you later in the evening!

#5 Poor Mom!

We like picturing this text from a June Cleaver type mom, making it even funnier!

#6 Crazy Orifaces!

Losing your glasses is bad enough but we would hate to think of our glasses in someone's oriface.

#7 Non-Self-Esteem Booster

For a guy already having a bad day, this thought probably isn't going to do anything for his ego!

#8 No Wonder he's Single!

Trust us! This is not the way to impress a potential date for your one of your single friends!

#9 File this Under Ewwww!

Exactly the text you want to receive from your significant other. It may also cause you to wonder why they really take so long in the bathroom!

#10 So Bad When it Ruins the Thought of a Good Food!

After this autocorrect fail, we would never want this flavor of Ben and Jerry's again!

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Hilarious Drunk Texts

#1 Smooth Move Sherlock

Once you are drunk and the cop pulls you over pleading is a futile exercise, a fool's errand. But when you insist on updating your status to "F the Police" on a cop's computer, you might as well lock yourself up and throw away the key.

#2 I Don't Speek Yo Languige

These two ladies are communicating on different wavelengths. Ms. Where the Party At and Mrs. Uptight Accountant just don't see eye to eye, good thing the working stiff bought Paris Hilton Rosetta Stone for exactly these type of situations.

#3 The Ol' Switcheroo

So who do you think is really telling the truth here? Awk indeed.

#4 Lunatic Rambler

We can only hope this guy is drunk, if not he's crazy. Well, why not both?

#5 Dad Knows Best

You think you party, you have no idea. Dad partied- like strippers and champagne every weekend party- so when he gives you advice you'd best take it, son.

#6 The Sweetest Candything in the Universe

If he's had a baby to drink, you know he's on the brink of yackin'. When he guzzles another half dozen babies and he whips the celly out, you know someone is going to fall victim to his mackin'.

#7 Wine is One Hell of a Drank

For some reason moms convince themselves they do not get drunk because they are drinking wine as if it was O'Doul's or something. Red goes to the head, white ain't alright.

#8 Yeah, F*ck Farmville!

There is nothing like getting drunk and socking it to the Farmville tyranny by digging up your mother in law's garden. That'll show 'em!

#9 TMI

When the chardonnay starts flowing, so do the secrets. Never tell your kids that they almost never existed, there are some things mommy and daddy should just keep to themselves.

#10 Are You STILL Drunk

True drunks never want to admit how drunk they got the night before, here is a perfect example. While tampons may look like little ghosts, "haunting" someone with them is just not sober behavior

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The Worst Tattoo Spelling Fails

#1 Your vs. You're

Apparently this is the most common grammatical mistake made on the internet. People just don't get the difference between 'your' and 'you're'

#2 Comedy of errors?

If only tragedy was spelt correctly, this would be a cool tattoo

#3 Does it really?

it's get better does sound kinda folksy. Doesn't it?

#4 Life go or goes?

LMAO! this is quite embarrassing

#5 You only LIVE once

Should have simply gone with Yolo :)

#6 Lord give me strenth

Yeah, and you're going to need both of those things when it comes to figuring out how to squeeze a "G" in there. Shame the needle didn't come with a spell check.

#7 Never don't stop

Because if you never don't give up then you always won't succeed. Or something. If you have to pay by letter this tattoo would have been cheaper had it been grammatically correct.

#8 Birth of Tradgedy

Yeah, the beauty part may be in the eye of the beholder, the tragedy however, is readily apparent. And it ain't just the tattoo fail.

#9 Remember the Sabbaht...

Oh this poor guy. But then again, not caring about the "system" (be it those narcs at Webster's or otherwise) is super metal.

#10 Pee in a pod

Hey girl, whatever you're into, as long as it's consensual, we don't judge.

#11 Grammar knuckle fail

Oh look at this. My next what? My next restraining order?

#12 Prome being short for...?

First of all, you know you've peaked early in life when you get a tatt like this. Secondly, well you must have been honey, because you certainly weren't the Valedictorian.

#13 To Two Too

This looks like one of those aptitude tests: "Dream is to big as apple is to _____". We never liked those tests, but this riddle is intriguing.

#14 I before E

Yes, definitely, belive! Don't bedie, or whatever the opposite of beliving is. We don't know.

#15 A rose by any other name

It's good to have a sense of humor about such things, and we really appreciate the crossing-out-and-correcting that was done here. But, you're going to have to do it at least one more time.

#16 Forget me not

Not only is this redundant as is, but then there's the huge spelling error. Huge both physically and grammatically, and that's a bummer.

#17 He's got my back, bro

Ah yes, and where exactly was your guardian angel when you got this monstrosity? Because your gaurdian angel clearly does not care about you.

#18 So awesome, I don't need to spell good.

Apparently this guy was unhappy and confused about being a tattoo fail, his retort was "Hey, that's a 'w' not an 'm', you fail". Well no, because there are still two "e's" in "awesome"

#19 Regrets, I've had a few...

Well, we can certainly think of at least one thing, but hey maybe he's just the king of irony.

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